I may not have made this abundantly clear in the past so I'm gonna try one last time.I.DO.NOT.CARE.If you so desperately need attention, go down to Mann's Chinese theatre and take your clothes off for the Tourons. But please, for all that is Holy...GET OFF MY TELEVISION. YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE. YOU ARE NOT INTERESTING. YOU ARE THE FARTHEST THING FROM A ROLE MODEL FOR MY DAUGHTER AVAILABLE. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.Whew! I'm so glad we had this talk, Britney. Doesn't that feel better? Just to have it all out in the open?Oh and once more...I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE … [Read more...]

The second you take these f*cking things off, I'm biting you.No animals or humans were harmed during the making of this post. But if she takes one more dump in my daughter's room, I'm giving her a fourth color.Merry Christmas, PETA. … [Read more...]

I know you've been secretly hoping that I grow up. And I swear to you, I will.Just not today, ok?Incidentally, I did try to talk to these deer about their age difference and inappropriate public behavior. And they very calmly explained to me that they knew people might have a problem with their relationship, but that they were in love, and had to see it through.Happy Holidays, Fornicators. … [Read more...]