ok…some lady just threw a fit about me being in the handicap stall too long, so I had to get out…and then she REALLY got mad when I came out…i seriously don't understand women. Always wanting what you don't have, then you still aren't satisfied when you get it.

Anyway, I made a beeline for the exit. People are giving me crap about my gifts for my wife, but I think it's because I only have one stocking stuffer…

I got it…LOTTERY TICKETS!! That way, no matter what, I get half!!

I'm not only generous, I'm frickin GENIUS.