I just bought this last beauty to surprise her after she thinks she has opened all of her BIG gifts…you see, I am a regular toilet clogger at our house, and I always feel bad that my wife only has an old, worn out plunger to deal with the bowl devastation. When she gazes upon this beauty, she's gonna know the depth of my love and commitment…i can see her tearing up already.

I hope each of you find YOUR own Christmas miracle this year. There is beautiful sentiment to be found even at the hardware store…it simply takes the right man to find it.

I am that man.