WW – Toxic Woman


I may not have made this abundantly clear in the past so I’m gonna try one last time.

I.DO.NOT.CARE.

If you so desperately need attention, go down to Mann’s Chinese theatre and take your clothes off for the Tourons. But please, for all that is Holy…

GET OFF MY TELEVISION. YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE. YOU ARE NOT INTERESTING. YOU ARE THE FARTHEST THING FROM A ROLE MODEL FOR MY DAUGHTER AVAILABLE. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Whew! I’m so glad we had this talk, Britney. Doesn’t that feel better? Just to have it all out in the open?

Oh and once more…

I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE…..

Thanks again to Angie
for another ragin’ Wordful Wednesday…

Also Thanks to 5 Minutes for Mom for “Wordless” Wednesday…I always have such a problem being wordless…

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36 Responses to “WW – Toxic Woman”

  1. Eudea-Mamia says:

    A-to-the-men.

  2. Brittany says:

    Um, so I take it you don’t want to hear my NY resolution then?

  3. Jay @halftime lessons says:

    EM – Thanks for your support as always…

    Brit – Let me make this perfectly clear…this is not about resolutions, this is not about girls named Britney in general…

    This is about HER.

  4. Hootin' Anni says:

    I agree with Eudea-Mamia!!!! And you. One thousand percent. [among others, like Angelina, Brad, Jennifer...to mention a few.]

    HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU….my Wordful is posted, and I’m dreaming of flying high into the sky today. Hope you can come join me!

  5. Brooks says:

    amen brotha! spears and role model should not be allowed to be in the same sentence together….

  6. Tabitha Blue says:

    OMG!!!!! I so do not care either!!! Crazy that she get publicity for that.

    :)
    ~Tabitha~

    freshmommyblog.com

  7. Jenners says:

    Oh…give the poor-bipolar-accent-having-fertile Myrtle-nailbiting-barefoot bathroom walking-serial marrier-bad voice singing-two kid having-financial-conversatorship daddy ruling-head shaving-umbrella smashing-no panty wearing-former pop star a break!

  8. Rachel says:

    holla at this.

    what a horrific parent she is. “i don’t want to bite my nails?” how about “I don’t want to neglect my kids this year.” that one, however, might not be one she couldn’t actually accomplish….

  9. Janie says:

    No doubt. Surely she’s going to grow up sometime.

    I’m tired of reading about her myself.

    Happy New Year!

  10. Momma says:

    Hahahahaha…………very funny! It’s amazing what people (like me) will read!

  11. Bridget says:

    HA HA HA that is too funny!
    Happy WW!

  12. Jenni Jiggety says:

    I am afraid I am going to have to respectfully disagree with you, Jay.

    I am on Team Britney.

    I love her antics…they make me feel 100% sane! No east feat, I can assure you.

    Happy New Year! Go Britney!

  13. mommaof4wife2r says:

    i couldn’t agree more!

  14. Kristina P. says:

    I am totally with Jenni on this.

    And don’t hate me, but I may have purchased a $125 ticket to her concert in April. I am so ashamed.

  15. TheAngelForever says:

    LOL – here’s to hoping that much less about her will be covered by the media in 2009. Happy New Year!

  16. andij1967 says:

    AmenamenamenamenamenamenA-FREAKING-MEN!!!

    Can we add Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsey Lohan, and the entire casts of Gossip Girl and The Hills to that list?

  17. Michelle says:

    I couldn’t agree more.

    Happy New Year Jay.

  18. Ali says:

    I think she can hire someone to bite her nails for her if she doesn’t want to bite’m.

  19. Frogs in my formula says:

    Methinks he doth protest too much. Dude are you a closet Britney lover?? hehehe. Happy New Year.

  20. Brenda says:

    THANK YOU for saying that! I wish she would just go away. . .(but I can still hear Womanizer pumping in the backgroud. . . )

  21. Tony says:

    I could not agree more!!!! Our home is a Brittany Spears free zone. She is a tramp and a disgrace to women everywhere. Happy New Years pal.

  22. Semi-Slacker Mom says:

    Britney & Lindsey! And freakin' Angelina "home-wreaker, baby toaster" Jolie.

  23. Carol says:

    Britney who?

  24. MomItForward Jyl and Carissa says:

    You feel strongly about this??

  25. CassJustCurious says:

    How many times a day do you think she says “oops, I did it again”? I’m with you – do you think we could vote her off the island?

  26. jill jill bo bill says:

    Tell me how you really feel, Jay. You are so introverted. Maybe that should be your 2009 resolution…
    Happy new year to you Jayman and your AWESOME wife! Love y’all!

  27. Straight to Your Hart says:

    Hit me Baby One More Time!!

    Happy New Year!!

  28. Amanda says:

    I am so glad someone else has the same point of view I was afraid I was all alone…..

  29. Sarah says:

    Exactly.

  30. ComfyMom~Stacey says:

    Happy new Year!

  31. Kristen Andrews says:

    I know I agree, I don’t care either! :) Thanks for visiting my blog, love yours!

  32. br8eyes says:

    Right there with ya!

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  34. Kelli @ Gohn Crazy says:

    *ROFL* And someone put the effort out to write that article? Oy.

  35. Elaine A. says:

    Me neither! I REALLY don’t get why people are so fascinated with THAT. ugh.

  36. Beth says:

    Amen, brother.

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