I feel sick.This post may end up being an eyeroller for some of you, and I apologize. But that doesn't make this feeling any less real, or frightening.My wife approached me this week, and as indelicately as she could, said"C has something she wants to tell you."My 5 year old daughter drifted to me, peered up with her ocean-blue eyes and infectious smile and said,"Daddy? Alex B. is going to be my boyfriend again."And that word began its ping pong match in my brain.boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend … [Read more...]

Good Morning, dear friends, and welcome to Crowley, Texas.Population : 14 + me.My job offers me enough flexibility to explore some of the retail establishments along the way to needy patients and hungry nurses, and this little gem popped into my consciousness and aroused my curiosity enough to stop and meet the locals.I don't mind telling you, the sign out front didn't slow down the blur between my hand and mouth in the least. And in all fairness, my donut barista was kind enough to put down the Raid and change gloves before handling my bavarian creme. … [Read more...]

Announced today: In an effort to stimulate the economy as well as aid in funding his impending Healthcare legislation, President Obama implored national retail chains to begin selling Christmas merchandise earlier in the year.Earmuffs, kids.Are you fucking kidding me?It's fucking JULY, people.Actually, come to think of it...maybe there's a sale on Valentine cards around here somewhere.Oh wait...my bad...It's fucking JULY. … [Read more...]

When you find yourself using the car in front of you to "lean" your car against in a parking lot, it may be time for a refresher course.If you ever do this to my car, you had better pin me in between, cuz i'm comin' after you.In this gentleman's defense, he did appear to be roughly 173 years old.And although he didn't even stop to look at what he had done, I'm sure he was just shuffling off to find a pen. I feel so much better about driving my kids around after having seen this. Or letting them play on a sidewalk, for that matter. … [Read more...]

They look innocent enough, don't they?Full of laughs, information, celebrity gossip...good times.But unless you like licking the Hanta Virus from the petrie dish in a level 5 biohazard unit...Don't EVER touch the magazines in a primary care office. Not unless you pay those HAZMAT fellas to scrub you down in the parking lot afterwards.Just another perk to subscribing to the blog of a drug rep.As you were.;-) … [Read more...]