Can I at least buy you a drink first?


Um…Hi!

Wow…a tad forward, are we?

Listen, I’m just trying to find Dr. Ohman’s office… Can you…

I have to admit, I’ve never been hit on by building before…
You’re tall, and beautiful, I’ll admit…
But I’m pretty happy at home…I don’t think this could work.

Lady, you are BAD.
And I’m over here trying to be good!!
What’s your name?

Not much for small talk, huh…I like that.
Actually, my wife and I DO have an understanding.
She goes to the mall all the time, and pretends like it’s nothing.
Me, I just want to feel like I’m being listened to.

LOL Yes, I know, but if I do that, then it’s just pretty much giving in isn’t it?

Look. It’s only my willpower that’s keeping this from happening right now, you know?If you really like me, could you just ease up a bit, and help me through this?

Oh wow…I can’t take this anymore…
I’ve got to get out of here…
Do…you…maybe want to come with me?
Oh. Oh, right.

Look…I can’t do this. It’s not you, it’s me.
Just let me go, please? It’s better for both of us.
Maybe…I’ll just hang on to your number, ok?

Oh…and where’s your food court?

For more Wordful Wednesdays, please go visit my friend Angie,
who is a tiny redheaded package of AWESOMENESS.

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26 Responses to “Can I at least buy you a drink first?”

  1. Kristina P. says:

    You kill me! Thanks for the laugh.

  2. Elaine A. says:

    So, did you ever touch it? I mean c'mon, you know you wanted to… ; )

  3. Em says:

    You're right – you're mostly "Chick."

    Most men would have touched "her" within the first 10 seconds. And then pull a Beavis…"Heeh, heeh I touched it, heeh, heeh."

    I think I respect you even more.

  4. Lee says:

    I bet you touched it.
    Naughty boy.

    But you're right. That computer is very forward.

  5. Natalie says:

    Thanks for the smile today. And seriously.. what happened when you touched it?

  6. Crafty Christina says:

    Beyond hysterical!

  7. Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) says:

    I wonder what would happen if I got a shirt that said that….

    Great sign!! But now I must ask…did you?

  8. Jen says:

    LOL! You are awesome. Totally loved this.

  9. Jenn@ The Crazies says:

    Thanks for the laugh… what did happen? LOL

  10. Theta Mom says:

    LOL! This was great! You gave me a good laugh this morning.

  11. Momma@Live. Laugh. Pull your hair out says:

    LMAO! C'mon, you touched it right?? Just to see how it felt????

  12. Octamom says:

    You've had me snorting my coffee out my nose this morning….

    Blessings!

  13. Hootin' Anni says:

    I LOVE THIS!!!! But the question is…you didn't touch? Boy, I would have. Why not?

    LOLOLOL

    My Wordful Wednesday is about a 'broken heart' with a photo of it too…come join me? Happy Day wish to you and yours.

  14. Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) says:

    Way too funny… :)

    Happy WW!

  15. Cheryl says:

    Ok..that was funny. But, I too, am curious if you did touch her. ;-)

  16. Jocelyn says:

    LOL, very funny. :)

  17. Sheri and George says:

    Loved it! Loved it! Loved it!
    I had to keep scrolling down to see if you gave in- the suspense killed me. I could picture your hand reaching out and then pulling back at the last minute.

    So tell me…. Did you… touch it I mean?

  18. angie says:

    What amazing willpower you have, Jay.

  19. Momisodes says:

    ROFL!!!
    Oh how I've missed your post.
    Seriously? Not even once? Even when no one was looking :)

  20. jsprik says:

    you're the man jay!!! YOU.ARE.THE.MAN!! lol, what fortitude youhave!! not many men like that out there anymore i'm afraid to say…thnx for the chuckle!! you're the best…

  21. Susie says:

    That is too funny!!!

  22. Susie says:

    That is too funny!!!

  23. Allyson says:

    Love it!!!

  24. Sharlene says:

    I will never look at touch screens the same again…

  25. Karen @ If I Could Escape . . . says:

    I'd have been all over that! Thanks for the laugh!

    Happy WW to ya!

  26. Nancy says:

    That is too wild!

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