Kanye West is a douche.


You know, I can’t take credit for this title, but I also can’t give credit either. I have heard so many people say it, and they are right.

I rarely talk about celebrities, when I do it is about something I believe strongly in. And today is no exception.

I called it years ago, by the way. After his first couple of antics, I remember noticing in him an excessive moronic trait that leapfrogged many other egomaniac celebs.

And then this latest incident.

Kanye, I hope for your sake that you are bipolar, and it is your mania that stops you from being able to function like a rational human being with adequate impulse control.

But honestly, I’m pretty sure you’re not manic.

I’m pretty sure you’re just a douche.

It was pretty humorous to watch you try to reign in your anger on Leno when he brought up your mother. And then sure as anything, rather than simply acknowledging again that you had made a mistake and actually apologizing, you chose to craft another Kanye pity party.

I said this a couple of days ago, and I’ll say it again.

You need to handcuff one arm to a publicist and the other to a life coach at all times. Or you could pay me to follow you around saying “close your mouth, douchebag”. Good job security.

Whatever you do, do it quick. Your douchiousness is solidifying you as the joke of the music industry.

Of course, you could cash it all in and become the new Massengill spokesman.

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21 Responses to “Kanye West is a douche.”

  1. kisatrtle says:

    "Your douchiousness is solidifying you as the joke of the music industry."

    best line ever!

  2. Screwed Up Texan says:

    Douchebag…Massengill.

    You are so bad! LOL

  3. Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys says:

    Even the president called him a Jackass.

  4. Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) says:

    I might hire you to follow a couple people aroung just to say "close your mouth douchebag" You could make a killing doing that!!!

    On a side note – I was with you from the beginning – I never liked this douche!!

  5. Jillene says:

    That was the FIRST thing that I though of–he is a douche bag!!

    You took the words right out of my mouth–great post!!

  6. Em says:

    Oh how I detested the "d" word – it's cringe worthy.

    Yet suddenly, it has found meaning in my world – Kanye – thank you for that.

    I was just waiting for him to say "the VMAs hate black people."

  7. Tonya says:

    Great post! My sentiments EXACTLY!

  8. Tiaras says:

    he just has a big balloon for a head that needs to be popped – I think the Pres said it right "he's a jackass"

  9. Soxy Deb says:

    "Massengill spokesman"

    Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    I was one of those that said it a long time ago too. Now I'm left wondering why we're all so surprised by his antics when he behaves this way. Par for the course. Kanye being Kanye. The douche.

  10. Beck says:

    Couldn't agree more!

  11. Classy Fab Sarah says:

    WELL SAID!

  12. Texan Mama @ Who Put Me In Charge says:

    It's nice to know that douchebags aren't as popular as they once were.

    There was a time when the bigger douchebag you were, the more fans you got.

    It's nice to know that KW is not only a douchebag, but painfully behind on what's popular.

  13. Jenn@ The Crazies says:

    Love this! He is a DOUCHE!!!

  14. Samantha says:

    Thank you Jay, I needed that!

  15. Clare says:

    great post, and you always make me laugh, i love little miss taylor swift!!

  16. Happy Campers says:

    I couldn't believe it when I saw it…but you have it wrong. He is not a douche. Need a more descriptive word…like

    DoucheNozzle!

  17. Sharlene says:

    He is a total douche. I think I wrote the same thing on Facebook. I may have also used assface. Same difference.

  18. Lee says:

    I think Obama was more eloquent with it. "He's a jackass."

  19. Frogs in my formula says:

    Totally a douche.

  20. Elaine A. says:

    I prefer to focus on how classy Beyonce acted instead of K's douchiness. ; )

    But of course, you are right.

  21. Under the Influence says:

    Better yet, some duct tape over his mouth and maybe just staying home in order to prevent making an ass of himself.

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