Mash Dogs. Cheesy Mash Dogs. Whatever.

Mash Dogs

Even though I've been eating these since I was a kid, my daughter and I can't figure out what to call them. They never had a name growing up, but you would think that Santa and the Easter Bunny were sitting in our living room every time Mom announced we were having...whatever the hell they're called. Actually, that's kind of a bad example. The Easter Bunny sitting your living room? I think I'd have to pick my kids off the ceiling and call for an underwear change. Freaky. Mom would make these on nights when she and my dad were going out because it was so easy to pull together, and this was long before Country Crock got serious about putting mashed potatoes in a tub along with a full pound … [Read more...]

Halftime Glimpses: “Private Moments”

Oreo and Nutella

I almost put this in the recipe section. What. Like you don't do stuff. It's my body. Just...whatever. Screw it. I am putting it in the recipe section. Representatives from the fine companies who produce Oreos and Nutella are encouraged to contact me for a delivery appointment. Dear friends, if you found this post more entertaining than unbelievably annoying, please share it with your FB friends by clicking "Like". I'm still pushing Facebook for a "loathe" option. Or "this gave me a hemorrhoid". … [Read more...]

Icebergs, and Instant Hero Status.

Icebergs

Discovered something recently... You dont gotta be Leo to become a hero to a pretty girl. Or her brother. All you have to do is start grabbing stuff out of your meagerly stocked fridge, and get creative...that's what led to our recent creation of "The Iceberg". And since no one else was around, there was no one to stop me from indiscriminately yelling "ICEBERG!! RIGHT AHEAD!!" throughout the evening, and no one to stop their squeals of joy every time I did. It's big, blue and cold, so it took us about 4 seconds to come up with the name... but the looks I got from my kids lasted all night. And ultimately, it was my own little Rose DeWitt who told me to share the recipe with our … [Read more...]

Crock Pot Chicken Chili, and Sex.

Some of my favorite things...My Kids.Poker.Sex.To read this list so far, you might actually think I was male...a few more...My blog.Writing.Music.Women.Sex.Eating.Hmmm...yep, still male...not too many issues...Sex.Eating.Um, Jay? Already said those, pal.Sex.Eating.Ok...starting to...Sex.Eating....Sex. Eating.Security? Medic?Ok...tell you what. For the sake of maintaining an appetite lets just focus on eating...shall we? Today my transformation to woman will be complete as I share one of our newest and newly favorite recipes with you. And I mean, this recipe is SICK. You know, sick good, not sick sick. Remember too that I'm not very experimental in the kitchen, so this recipe is REALLY easy. … [Read more...]

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